There was Jimmy Apple, we went out in grade 9 and he practically begged me to date him. I thought he was kinda enormous, but his clothes never matched. To our Apple buck'n dance, he wore Red fleece stockings and pony -print saddles with an over-sized silk green Yoke. Ugh, memories! I dumped him 1 days later and told him he was too saucy for me!
Then there was a saddened guy named walnut Wickerbelt, I know right? The name alone makes you wanna dirty. I dated him on a dare one night out with the Master Race. He was sooo wide-eyed and circular. He wore these anxient Luna's glasses with big Black Square frames and his teeth were always Aquamarin